if I buy 26 cans of whip cream at the grocery store do you think the cashier will be suspicious of something
just go into the store 26 different times
oh YES why didn’t I think of that first
Or you could just send 26 different people in
this plan is getting better and better by the minute
Reblog and see who leaves you a kiss in your ask box.
Bwahahahaha no one but we can try.
my roommate and their classmates are burning & sacrificing an animal cracker to pray for their greek final to be canceled
i need some physical affection and 3 bottles of vodka